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Witl she forgive your cheating ways?
Take our test th€n pray!
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it stilt suckwhen that happens, you know. So ptease. Th is months winn€r nabsa gift pack f r o m E N t R G I Z E R .
SONGBIRD'S
ADMIRER
This photo was my wife's birthday gift ro me Last 0ctober. She knows I a m a big fan of Velasquez,
OF
THE MONTH
A NEW HOPE
I'm a singLe mother to two kids. fm a gothic
person and rdkista. I Love weadng black clothes.
Di aka mahilig mdg ayas ia sarili to kcJi I'rn
comfortable ra pagrgdng rakista kahit may
mga anak na ako. Siguro yun ang reason kaya
iniwan ako ng father ng kids ko lasi di dko
mahilig magpaganda.I aLso just broke up with
my boyfriend of 10 months, broken'hearted
na naman. After the
breakup, fiindi dko
naqmukmok. I started
$rorking out and
dieting. Now I vlant na sa FHM unang makikita
ang transformation ko
from gothic rocker into
a sexy sinqle mother. I'm more confident
[ow, mas nakilala ko
dng rdrili ko. Please publish rny pictures.
Gusto ko lang na
ndkfd ng family, ftiends, at mga nakarelasyon
ko na di lang ako pang-rock, I can be sexy, too.
If they think na Dabalikan ka pa tila. asa pa
kdyol I know there's someone out there for me.
DION, ANGELES CITY
bands, bars and chow
recently resoLved my
hesltations in putting
up a rock bistro in the
university to\ar of Los Bafros. Laguna. I know na\,1n9 a c00t sp0t in LB is not enough reason to
photo of Regine and
myself in your magazine
so I can surpiise my
wife with it when she
comes home from Dubai
this year. This wouLd be
a great treat for het our
kids, my ieLatives based
abroad, friends, and
officemates to see.
GEO, ]\1AN LA
HAVE
BEER,
WE'LL
VISIT
I started reading -Aqff
in July 2005 with the
lovely Ara Mina on
your cover Barely a year m me company
of youl pretty babes, I
qnduated with an off
campus MBM degree.
make Ara, AngeL, Maui,
Katina, Tanya, and luLa
VaLdez check out my
pLace but rnaybe having
the cleanest femaLe
lounge in oul towr is.
Aside liom my not so
good Looks, of coursel
Ha hal
GEARHEAD, LAG L]NA
TREAT FROM
TARLAC
I've been reading lI{,^4
since 2002. I've always
been eager to find out
and bofiows my copies , c n r r l , l w r i " ( r f r r o
i t r f . " . f i i r f p n h F
n r F . i ^ r r . l O n q a Y i c e t
ColLection. I like your
GirLs Next Door search
and your feature on
not mommas sucn
as EuLa VaLdez and
! . n e F a , n , n r l o ? T f o u
were superbl While
T ' m w : i t i n . f n ' t h p
next issue, I regularly
browse your website
and check out the new
lictures as your gift
on ny birthday. The
odginal Girl Next Door. Hahal By the way, I'm
a hot momma as well
with four LoveLy kids
and a loving husband
CHARIE CORON EL,
TARLAC C TY
A GAL'S PAL
My ftlends are big fans of FHtrf. I vrant to teLl then theyle the best friends I've ev€r had. I also \/ant to thank them for making mer n t r r + n f r l r a i r . , ^ r r n
T n r h 6 . l r l c ^ r r r r l r e r p
some of th€se guys are
still singLe. Trust me,
you'Ll definitely love to
spend time $.ith alL of
them.
ANNKULET, BY E]\1A L
HONEY
CURED
My hubby and I have
been Longtime readers
of -Fflff. We love it
because it dares to be
n i f f . c n r T t l r ^ ' ' . f r
magazme me noment
my husband ieft for
Laguna. Helt be staying
there for three months
to continue his studies.
R p . F n t l u f F t ^ l d m p
that he misses us
t l r r i f i , , V ^ " e a ! u , ! : r o
first-time larents to an
adorabLe baby boy. He
left on Father's Day so I
didn't get the chance to
give him a gift. I hope this Letter will nake him feeL m$seo and Loved. Bring n0me
Your articles on the
who wouLd next issue, Alfie loves ro reao your c 0 n r e n $ . Actually, an active t h e r e . H o p e you can publish my T H R E X V . T I ] \ 1 0 5 A , O P O L O G C T Y
TEACHER'S
PET
when my half-cousin introduced me to -f,q,4f Last December 2005.It was the best thing I've ever read in my
life. Because of that, They drove from Manila
I promised myseLf to Naga Cityjust to
that if I ever get my read them (l4addlian
alpointment as a bd?) because my bro
high school teacher, I won't let them borrow
would make collecting his coLlection.
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-oavs af.er F - reature dr, j lo
I made .. I.,ahit hindi nila alam!
that vow I rcceived my It'lt be the shock of
r n n . i n + m 6 n + r I / , n n : r l r 4 i r l i f 4 |
Garcia started my year ACHTE KAT, NAGActTY dght! Your Juty issue
keers me alive and FOR THE
kickinq. lt is so hard MEMORIES
to put down. With my My bo,4riend and I
honey, Issah Maie, recently ceLebnted our
we hole that you'll third annivercary and
publish oul simple I want to give hini the
u'^.,1a ^f rh,rlc F^, ha(f .ifr . . - - - . . . - . . . . y ' o uav6. Tf r
always being there. pubLish this, I1l have a
ROl\ MEL HERo, ISABELA proof to show out future
kids and qrardkid< l.ow
SHY TYPE h.ppv I am to h"ve
Here is a picture of my him in my llfe. To kam
sister with her husband Macis, Ijust want to Let
reading my brother's you know that l wiLl
back issu-"s of f,{trf. stay Loyal to you as you
are to me. I love you so
mucnl AB E, BY EI\4AIL
FANTASY
PTAYER
ln so gnteful that
there is LryM. Not only
is it one of a kind, it
aLso fuLfilLs every man's
fantasy. Ior that I
T h e s h o e w e f€ a t u r c d a s ll ; : 1 . , . . o n e o f o r : r f u s h i o n p i c k s l l ^ 0 u t 0 u r p t 0 e x r F n c n v
in June was not a Pony ll oeelesr apprecraDon
but the GBx rtystom. ll o yo- g-y'. Th" asr
We regret the labeting ll r"w Lsues w"re r"ally
OGTOBER
mishal.
ll s- pri,- o. Tne de,s
my main source for
fuLfiLLment and
relaxation.
]OMAR, BY EMALT
in it. Rica and Camille
drove me crazy; it's Like
I ' l I . p r n w n l . + " r 6 . n -f,ql{. So llease post my BU]OY, BY EIV1AIL
KATRINA
SIGHTING
Ive been an avid coLLector of F.qtf since 2002. RecentLy Imet Katrina Haliti durinq a dating game. Wow ifs a feeling I can
never explain. Though
pleasure to meet her, I
actually posted
YOUWIN!
HeLLo. I just wanteo to rave about how much I tove youl magazme.I went gaga over the
June issue. It had aLl
my favodte celebrities
tomooy out of my system. Anyhow if
space permits,
couLd you pLease
pubtish ny
licture in your
our plctwe on my
Iriendster account
with the caption,
Katrina." Ha ha
hal Continue ldcking ass
m
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and articLes are so
biiLLiant and ftesh.
I'm proud to say that F.qlf has now become
nagazine? You
see, I recently had
a bet v/ith my offic€
mates that somehow
guysl We believe
in youl God BLessl
R CHARD, BY EIMAIL
PHOTOGRAPTIY: IAY TABTANIE
TEMPER
GONTROT!
Mild-mannered
Mva Hot Babe
rookie
Scarlet
Bouffard
takes
revengp
! - ?omen and revenge-it's a
lllf lethat com bination. Forwhat U U it's wortl., maybe men, ogres that we are, deserve it. But we at FHM are allfor mate-female harmony, and so to change the minds ofwomen out there about to exact revenge on their partners by cutting offthe pipeLine, let us introduce you to newViva Hot Babe Scarlet Bouffard, who took revenge on her cheating boyfriend in a very subtle way. "l was going out with this guy for a year and a hatfwhen I learned that he was cheating on me," she shares. "ln fact, I caught him with his other girl inside his house." What did she do? "Nothing. I just talked to them. I broke up with the guy the next day." 5o in appreciation ofthe way she controtted her temper we are giving Scartet enough space to show her ex-boyfriend what exactly he's missing.
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flaky
b),An aptrodisiac made from
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invited to this happy event in my life when I waLk my bdde dornrn the wire, and stand there for the rest of the
ceremony until we say
our 'I Dos,'Yours truLy,
Mr, Wireman." fieaks
suplort fteaks, so off
we went to Quezon City
Memorial CircLe, where
AFROSANDDREDDS
ta
s
fl,,0n
DOWNTHE
WIRE!
- - rte have a Itlt friend. Mr U f wireman, whowe net October last
year when we featured
loony circus acts. So
cLose has he been to
us that recentLy, we
got an invitation fuom him for his wedding day. "You are cordially
Not too much body and bounce here but we like the
classic laok you have, one
love to the lice colonyl the stunt, e!, event was going to be held. The bride and groom afiived in an air conditioned jeep, on stilts. There were n0 red carpets/ just two metal wires
stretched taut seven
feet above the ground,
and that's where they
Ah, this one woutd have gotten
the prize, too, except the
winning guy had that look in his
fa.e we cant quite ptace yet...
[!.1''r
\ r
marched. This got us to
thinking: oul honeys
always pester us about
the "most memoble
wedding" we're required
to give them. Now we have an ldea. So honey, when do we stat
practicing? APtt
pltt"a rongoo," p;n;! "''"
ilf ii;i"jfa;"",r"*rn
{i{i{{!;M
distuss this nyrkty.
:SAY AAH!
I And instantly, you get a prize!
I |l tou know maw, and reveat those
' U n o w c r o r s t o n s i t s . Y e a h . r h e t l ; - c u r v i v e - o l d l v i d p \ t it r o u l d g o l I b t o o d e d n e s s ? T h e y C l i c k a p j c . T h e o n e I b a s k u n d e r t h e s u n a n d t h a t m a k e s u s g o h i d e I s t e t c h -h F i - ro . t - s u d " I o u - a b l " q n I wjde to requtate bodv fear takes home a pajr l _ o n n l - o r l h j . c o n _ o i o ' ( r o . ' s B F a c h s h o e s l ; b i t . a . l v o - r a v e - o l e n d t r e n d " n r a l D i r < I d o i s o p e n u p y o u r o v e r b y o c t o b e r 1 5 .
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Our man does
some
street
magic
and wows
the crowd
with David
Blaine's
floating-in-the-air
act! Blatant fakery!
\Jl
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Jnhat guy David
I Blaine he
I means nothinq
to ne. I can bust his icy ass anytime.
See, this Last coupLe
of months. I had been
( p . r p t l v n : . t i . i n .
some street magic with
my newfound fiiends
Johnson Salarda and
SLydon llLo of the Inner
Magic Club. Siegfried
, n d R . v F r T m p r n
Johnson and Slydon
are young ano qurre qood street maqicians,
that short lived GMA 7
show called 1{dks.
I Leamed their
tricks and in so short
a time I had pulLed off
i ^ , h r r f l r o v . . , , i d n r '
David Blaine's marquee
tdck levitation. And I have to say, mine is
more rock 'n' roll than
BLaine'sl
I decided to
recently, crashing a
neighborhood and
calling out everyone to
\a'atch. To build up on
the excitement, I let
Johnson and Slydon
T l F v ( t : r r p d . f f
with card tricks while
also doing LoveLy gross
ones like sticking a
cdriocd stick up their
noses and puLling out
swaLlowed out their
Then it was my
turn. I gathered the
crowd aiound me and
concentrat€d real
hard. The trick isn't
easy, mind you-il
takes keen mental
concentration and will
power. I meditated for
a few minutes, then
Lifted ny hands and
began the iemarkable.
I rose almost a
f F p t ' r . i . i h a ) i r A l l
the while, ny mind
was focused onLy
^ n . h t r n n o l i n n r f a
me up. I rvas that
good. Look closer at
the photos above to
believe...
F
E
5
: FLASK ART!
: There is dignity in drinking, if you do it right...
FROMTHEFHMDESK
A disclaimer: Superbonnggl photoqrapner to shoot at the
did not ftoat and hever wiLt, count of three, which was his
untess we take him on a cue to jump. Just the same,
cruise and throw hirn out to we hav; to;ay: Good jobl
sea. What he did was-he Stupidity rutes! Don't ever
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r draw a containet,
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r It shoutd be your
r very own atcohol
| flask. Simple
I reouirements: vour
l n u . l
I r n U S Ibe coot, styLish-pretty
enough to put our
ginpan in, and
can easjLy fit
to your pocket . To the best desjgner, we'll be giving a Diageo pack! Send your to,?o bottte desjgns in by 0ctober 15!
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A sordid colledion of busted kicks! You guys musi want a new pair real bad!
-fFlI staff fought to hands on the one me way, this Lone ticket had with it a food and drink stub, the whoLe only qood
for iced tea
i and soda. | Our scribe I 1"n0, by r the way, : do'ms a bottLe of I beer so
be€n removed) \4'as
close to tears as he
watched the bartender
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9
Last iime, we issu€d a catt for you to surrender y o u r b a c o n b r i e f s . Y o u r e s p o n d e d o v e r w h e L m i n q L y . Then, w€ thought there must be som€thing more we coutd do to tidy |lp your tife. And so we have! To whoever heads th€ PhiLioDine Anti-Atfit€t€'s Foot foundation, we?e gLad to heLp...
BOOZETRAP!
e at FHM evet turned down invitations for
free booze. We've said
this a milLion times
: l r . , n v T ^ h a a , , , a
you can ask any of the
drones in the office and
theylL hapliLy tetl you about our reputation for being cheapskates.
Cheapskates and beer
monste$,
So when lG.I.
an invitation for us to attend the 11th
annual Shake, Rattle
and Pour Bartender
Championship, chaos
soon erupted as aLl
14 members of the
point of it all. After much fighting, one of
us emerged the most
shameLess of all and
lroceeded to the event.
Alas, the drink stub was
finalists twirl the bottles of liquor in the
,ir Tlrav MrarF n^nd
but we couldn't h€lp
notice some of the
atcohoL spiLLing on the
floor. Precious, precious
n , , i d c c n i l l o n ^ n r l o
floorl UnthinkabLel Bottles flew, fuinks
spilled, femaLes
screamed for their
favorite bartender-and
yet everyone who was
. 1 r o r . o r ^ i ! . 1 r n ^ f f ^
pay for his own booze (that would be oul man
t l F , p ) c r : v a d c n h p r
BAB
t
BIil*t
had long
Yes, I think FHM shouLd throw a
party Decause everyone toves a
party! And I do think that 75
year otd people woutd Love to
have a party, sjnce af FHM paty
wiltdefinitely
make their
healts pump
naroet.
I know what kjnd of pafries FH,,V
throws and I fear that their 75
year old readeA woutd be iskjng
their lives ifthey attend one. [4ost
ofthem are in votatite health and
fm sure that FHll
woutdn't want any
accidents on their conscience, b i li
- " : ,
r ! s i ( f f : 5 T 6-E [lti' aName: Atfie I Aget 26
1 "Shet-a fast learner, definitely
one of the best trainees l've
dealt with in yearsl"
Presumably, sulfer didtrt immediately with lhe
bits
rampage" is
how Chicoscit
screamer MiqgY Chavez
descdbes his band's
music, As far as we
know theie is only one song of that
r i f l . ; n d i h a d r n r n
res!onsible for it was
Bread. '?ubrey" and
the rest of their sappy,
excruciatingly melodic
r o L d r u g u L J U T L g J o , c
aLso responsible for the
birth of a niLLion or so
u r p r d r L , , c u L , , r r u r c L , ,
s So does this mean
E Chicosci is aLso to bLame
E for a Lot of accldental E births? No, we doubt
: they have the stamina
i of Kiss. But somehow
! we do get Miggy's point:
e chicosci can dig d€ep
= into vour hearts with
lovelorn Lydcs, but bust
your nuts with pdmal
anger in their music.
T n . i d F n t a l l v w F
aLso know of another
thing responsible for
accidentaL children:
beer. By logical
association, we decided
a beer-ddnking natch
was apt for these boys.
A n : i r a r , , ( ^ f . ^ " r c p
"Kung sa Pop nga hindi kami takat, eh, beer drinking contest pdl" Mong ALcaraz
decLared. Good, our
Livers were steeled,
ROUNDI
We brought them to
Gurus Ktchen, a joint
that seives Indian grub
and cheap beer-per{ect
for our budget. But as
bottLes of the loony
juice were being passed,
Miggy squeaked. "I don't
ddnk beer before a gig,
you know..." Too late for
that. A iuined Chicosci gig was imminent.
T f a f i , < r . h : l l a n n a
was to find out who the
fastest booze swiqqer
was. The band s bet
was guitarist Sonny
Baquisal. 'Ang Paty Boy
ngr -&lipinasl One case
nga nauubos niyan, ehl"
The guy, reed thin and
all, had us footed. We
began to wonder where
he luts all that booze in his hame.
,4lll Loses this rcund.
-d--i\..
AMOYCHICO!
Booze kept on pouring
for our second challenge.
Miggy was getting
waried. " Nangangati kasi dko when I drink
too much beer." We
began having doubts but
admied tleir rcsolve to
finish the second round.
We conmissioned
a hot officemate to
sniff both qroups to
find out ',vho stank
like chico the fastest.
They won again.
Guess havrng a huge
stomach capacity for
booze does make a
differcnce: CIA
X.,.^!4.
d{*,-g-.:
firrn err.rv
FHM",:
,..in a beer-drinking
tilt! The challenge
where we
didn't mind losing as long as the brew kept pouring!
PLANE
WOMAN
t
''They're the sons of
ihe devill" MTL, ?1
MARK CAGUIOAS
JERSEY
Let us telt you the story behind thjs: Two
entrjes vied for the top prize. The one that jsn't
hefe-which obvjousty rneans jt Lost-shoutd
have realty won because, welt, the photo was
nicer Except the dude was a rninor. sorry onty
peopte 18 and over wjn here (how we knew he
was a kjd, his pic plajnly said so).50 we settied
for this, a skinny djppirg epjsode and a sauc,
heckie. We sure hope it jsn't the guy on the teft
who sent us thjs entry...
Next
to Jaworski's,
this is the next
best
thingl
iBLUERTHANBTUE
:
This might cheer you up!
t - then youte ngusa-ma-salupa loak,
lrlt feetinq blue, the one that looks the
UU atl vou've rnost heatbreakjng,
q o - -o d o s ' l o . .o t " e o - e t" a l ll r o e
look at yourself. 0r the entire staff into
put it to good use. tears will wjn a bottte
djgitat pjc project: your 5a00e5t mug, Yes, the n0 qng of Prestige Armand Basi in BLue. Sefd tnose enlrtes jn by october. 15. Bring us to tearsl
E
JOKE
For
laughs:
a panot,
niftysoldiers,
a
marriage
therapy,
and a pair ofshiny shoes!
FOLTOW
tor a few
minutP'?
ill
INSTRUCTIONS expLain
rarer.
T'e .lrrn
CAREFULLY
asreed.
A momenl
tater
A m : n . , l l . d 2 r a n ) i , m , n t w o n l t r L a a p 0 l l . e
to fix hi5 busled TV. cama rDnnrng alonq
Sjnce everyone in rhe "nd dsked "Sis[el'
house had Lo oo ro wotk. hdve you seFn a snlliet
the mdn left;notp ro runninq by her"?" "rJe
Lhe .epiman on tne wenl LnaL wdv " lhe
door: lyou witL find a nun ,epLied. A}ter tle
key under tl e rug by l4Ps d'sappeared' the
tho fr^nr ,t^^r ptarG fiv SOtOleI CIawLeO OUt
Lhe TV and ledve vour hom u_der he- (ki't
conracr nu'nbe on Lhp and said' " 'anl than\
dinino table so we can you enougn Jrster'
pay y-ou pr omp tly. 0h, but you (ee lln-1
.^'r.',,," , r.,,ria- +.i,t" wanr to qo to Ilaq.'
His name is Snii<e. Don,L The nun said. "l lhi)'k
worrv. he won,L borher ' (an fully under(- rnd
VoL. Bul whalevFr you your feal " The \oldiel
do, do not undel anv adoeq r noFe You
circumsrances, talk ro do_'t th nk me "1rdp or
the !d'ro!. | 'Fpea', 'mpertinent but vou
an nnt trlt tn tt," have a great pair of
Danol.' The repairman l::::^.ll::",:^l'ol"d'
- ; w A r l l n . r l ' c r . U o r a r i , , } - . , . . - , . . ( e d d
r r r o h i . n o c r m a , n o c r t i l r l e h i q h e r , y o u w o u l d
L"l-r.r.itriij""
r" rr"a have
seen
a great
pair
ever s"in. Butihe dog o[ baLls donl want
iust lav there on the " to go to kaq eithe"
iarpet watchinq the SoLDIER' BY EMAIL
ilfll,l-l.l-1".1" LONGrrME.
i;"";T,#l;!1"- sHoRr-rrME
pa,'ot, however, iiror€ An old.,but stiLl h m . r a 7 v th e w h o l e l u g g e d l v n d n d s o n e Lme with its incessanL Selgeanl Mdior found t , a i n o . , , , . i n n - n ; h i m 5 e L f a I a g a l a e v e n t
".r."l"iU"". if*Lt"
hosted bv d tocat I'beral
the reoairmja coutdn,t arts coLleg€. Younq,
.on,"io hi.."u "nu
idealisric ladies wele
,onoer and velled. iShut all over, one of whom
up.lou rtup-a, ugty approa'hed him-fot
bnd_,'To which Lhe Conversauon. :xcrrse
Danot reDlied: "Get him, me, sergeant Majot
ipike!" '
but You-seem to be a
sinNlno, g,r rgeIr very serious man s
sometnlnq DoLnerlng
NO TO WAR!
You?"
"Nesative,
ma'am
A soldier came at a Just serious by nature."
fork jn the road and The young lady looked
saw a nun standlng. at his awards and
0-t of breatn ne a;ked. decorarions and.sdid,
"PLedse Sis(er. Tay | "It Lookslike vou have
hide under your sicirt seen a Lot of action-"
OGTOBER
;
GRACKED!
There was a guy who had a pair of uitia-shiny
Italian handcxafted shoes worth about P150,000.
They were so shiny tiat you could see your reflection in it. one day, a ftiend invited him to
a balkoom dance party. He was excited because
he coutd show off his expensive Italian shoes.
At the ballroom, he danced witl tle tust girt he
taid his eyes on. '"You ale wearing red underwear,
am I dght?" "How did you know" the gii asked.
amazed. "See my shoes? Theyrc so shiny I can
take a peek ftom under your shJt!" He danced witi another girl. "I know you de w€aring yellow
tlongs, am I right?" "How did you know" the girt
asked. "see rry shoes? Theyrc so shiny I can tale
a peek ftom under your skirtl" He asked anotier
gi to dance, but tlis tine he got woried because
he wasnl sure what he saw in t}le reflection, so he
asked tlrc qirl: '"You aren't weatinq ary underweal,
a.re you?" The girl was amazed. "How thd you know
tlat I wasn't wealing any underwear?!" Witl her
reaction, the guy felt very relieved. "I got woded
a bit there because I tlought I saw a crack in my
ltalian handdafted shoes!"
JETIRII{IDAD. BY
EMATI-"Yes, ma'am, a lot of
action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversatron, said, "You know, you
should lighten u! a
Little. Relax and enjoy
yourself." The Sergeant
Major just stared at her
in his serious manner,
Finally, the young
lady said, "You know I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time
you had sex?" "1955,
ma'am." "We[I, there
you are. You reaLly need
to chill out! I mean,
no sex since 19551?"
Feeling charitabte and
a Little bit drunk, she took his hand and Led him to a private room where she proceeded
to 'teLax" him several
times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she
leaned against his bare
chest and said, "Wow you sure didn't forget much since 19551"
The Sergeant Major,
glancing at his watch,
said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not,
its onty 2130 now."
ARMI. BY EMAIL
MARRIAGE
THERAPY
Wofiied about their less than exciting sex life, a young wifesent her husband to a
therapist who wound
up treatinq him with
self-hypnosis. And, to
herjoy, everything got
much better. Howevet she could not help
but notice that each
night, earLy into
their lovemaking, the
husband woutd dash
out to the bathroom for
several minutes. This
tormented her until
finaLly, one night, she
fotowed him. There, in front of the mirrot she found him applying
technique: "She's not
my wife... She's not
my wife...She's not ny
wife..."
EOBBY 0.. BY ETIAIL
1
ASII\:SSEX
ealousy has been a
perennial topic of attention for scientists,
artists, and theologians. It
usualLy rcfers to the thoughts,
feelings, and behavror that
occu when a Pe6on considers
a vaLued relation-ship is being
endangered by a competltor.
It is about fear-fear of
change, feaj of abandonment,
fear of the urkrown. Where lrom?
We may have acquired this ftom our past girlfriends/ bo!ftends who have qiven us potentiatty huting feeiings.
This incLudes cheating on
you, your significant other fliting btuntly in .foont of you, etc. I think this has
happened to us at least once
and I hope you Learned your
Lessons well.
I woutd also like to add
that insecurities molded
witlin the family, or impartial
Ueatment to Less favored
chiLdren, wi[ give kids a
notion of their seLf worth.
So please moms and dads,
don't openly "declale" youl fuvorites since it will do more haIm than good.
You night be thinking you are not one of these
peopte, but think
again-verbal abuse is also a cause.
With that, I would like to say that majodty of us are the
jealous tlTe !
I think it is normat to
be jealous. There's a cute
type of jeatousy where you
get a little bit inseone
whenever your girl mentions
Brad Pitt's name with a
rollercoaster-like moan and a
scream at the end. Another
ft ealfhy type of jealousy would be you voicing out
your uneasiness because
your girlfiiend is going out with all her guy ftiends.
But the bad case of jealousi
is obsessive jealousy, the
type that breeds aggression,
violence, and questioninq her
loyaLty every now and then.
When a relationship gets to
this LeveL it's better off to
calL it quits.
Fun lactual experiment
Stuihes gather that romantic
jealousy is empLoyed
"strategically" by those rnost
vulnerable to infidelity, namely those oI relatively
Low mate value. If you
become too jealous, tiis
onLy means you know your
partner is probably out of
your league. Its also said
that "natural selection may
have designed romantic
jealousy to be contingent
not only upon cues to
infidetity, but also upon one's mate value relattve to dvals in a populatron." Fin it
If you feeLjeaious, yorl
need to relate what you are
feeling to the person you
are with. Keep quiet and it
compounds inside You, for
issues that are not addressed
immediately do not go away.
Relaying your feelings to
the person you are with can
work out soLutions. It goes
without saying that tact is
essentraL, most especiaLly
relaying your l'linerability. Do not ovelleact. It vrill
only aggravate your feelings
and you might disrupt your
partner's respect, love, and
toyalty. It's always a good thing to talk things through
smoothly and maybe have a
good smooch aftet.
Another way to do it
is to declare some ground
rules; that way you kno\ t what to do and what not to do. The rules should always be fotowed by boti parties.
If your partner is the
one whot jealous, you need
to reassue het Try to calm
her dor4m and tell her to set
her mind at rest by stating youl love and Loyalty to the
relationship. This always
works fot me because I could
see the stncedty in his eyes.
If reassuring her/him is not
enough, show proofs that
there's nothing going on,
and tell the whole story
of what happened etc. If
you find that you and your
partner can't resolve jealousy
on youl own, get some
outside help, seek counseLng
or somethinq. If wotse comes
to worst you know there's
aLways a way out right?
Always be protectedl
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LS ON THE SOFA
In line
with
this
month's
quiz.
our fragnant
guests
talks
about
cheating-you cheating
on them
and
them
cheating
on you!
You spot your guy with
another girl. Will you be
showering him with slaF on
the face?
RHIA: No. 0bserve thern first
then confront my boyfriend
alterwards when we're aLone
together.
GAIL: I would immediately dump him dght in front of the giiL and telL him that
he's not qood enough for me.
I would atso thank the girl
before I Leave.
RACH!L: nl just come up
and introduce myseLf in a
CARLA: I'tl say hi, ftom there
oSHI!I I want him to notice
me but definiteLv I wouLd not
make a scene,
Your man cheats on you,
is forgiveness a possibility
here?
RHIA: Not anymore. There's
no reason fighting for a rnan
who doesn't know how to
treat girls right and who
doesn't know how to be
faithfut.
GAIL| Ior me, it's useless to
stay in a reLationshi! and
hope for things to get better.
You wouLd end u! getting
disappointed and mad at
yourseLf for sticking around.
RACHEL: Yup, but it depends
on the man I am fightinq for. Martyr oko eh.
CARLA: No, there's a g0o/o
chance that helL do it again.
oSHIE: If 1 tove him yes but
if not it just means it's not
destined to be.
Ever been cheated on? The gory details please...
RIIIA: Yup. I confronted him
and gave him his freedom.
GAIL: Proud to say neverl
Just a piece of advice, always
follow your instincts.
RACHEL: Yes. I simpLy
forgave him but I would
never foiget the incident.
CARLA: Unproven, stilL gave
him a chance.., Later on we
broke up.
05HIE: Nope. Thank Godl
ls there truth to the 'once a twotimer always a cheat' sayinEl?
RHIA: Yes. Considedng that
theret a lot of temptations
around, if he couldn't resist
the first how can he resist the next one?
GAIL: You can't change a
guy.
xALtttL: iJaseo 0n wnat 1ve
L - o n + f r ^ - n L
CARLA: Yesl
0SHIE: Not necessadty, both
paities are vulnerabl€ to
temptatron,
Say a switch happens, and
you get to be on your man's shoes for a day. Would cheating be part of your agenda?
RHIA: If there's a reason for
me to cheat, maybe. But if
there's none, I won't.
GAIL: Let's just wait and see
what would happen when
that day comesl
RACHEL: No. I know how it
feeLs it stinks. Besides I
won't hut him in any way. CARLA: There's n0 reason t0 cneat especially if you Love s0me0ne. oSHIE: No I won't-I believe in karma, with the relationship. Would you be around?
RHIA: PiobabLy yes.
GAIL: Why not? Dating is tun... But I'd rather
calL it off first so that my
conscience is clean, then I
could really have fun] RACIIIL: No. When someone
comes into my life I make
sure that it Lasts even if the
relationship is boring.
CARLA: one shouldn't ...
even if youle bored to the
bones, there shouLd be no "in
betweens,"
oSHI!: Cuiiosity kiLLed the
cat remember? Guess thatt
my answer.
who is more likely to cheat - the hubby or you? RHIA: My boyfriend. GAIL: None other than the guy of course...
RACHEL: He did it, not once,
but twice definitety my ex-bo!'fiiend.
CARLA: Can't teLL this tine...
oSHIX: No comment.
You encounter a hot guy
and he asks for a one-night
stand. would you a€lree to
play a little hooky?
RHIA: Nope. I want serious
relationships. GAIL: It's a no no.
RACHEL: No. I don't want
my partner to do such an act elther.
CARLA: I would prefei dating
him instead of qoinq after his body.
oSHIE: It de!ends, if I reaLh
tike the guy... Kidding aside,
n o !
How about hookin' up with a man who's sporting a ring?
RHIA: De!ends on the
situation. If he's just stuck
and pLans to get out of it, I
might give it a thought but
if he's a happiLy manied man
that s a no-no,
GAIL: No wayl Married men
just cause heartaches. They
usuaLLy break their promises
and we ladies end up with our heafs broken,
RACHEL: It depends on
how the quy handLes the
relationship and it also
depends on the situation.
CARLA: Nope because it's
oSHIE: 0f course notl Not
m n h , n F R p c i i F c i f r f F
guy's manied most Likely he
aLready has a kid I don't
want to be an instant mom! Give us an idea: what can make you tum to the
unfaithful end?
RHIA: If he doesn't give me
the satisfaction an!'nore and
if he's not makinq me feeL
Loved and speciaL.
GAIL: When Prince Willian
asKs me outl
KALntt: lI ne cneateo on
me a hundred times.
CARLA: If I had the body of
Jessica Alba maybe I couLd
play around with men.
oSHIE: I'd rather tell
I n y u v v u r E l l u u , d L r u c
somebody else or that I'm
not in Love with him. FHM
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MOM'S
KINKY SIDE
My husband and I haven't
done it for a year. one night
1 prepared baked oysters
since I saw this cooking
show that recommended this
lecipe for problems like mine.
I added strawberries and
champagne to set the mood
and I made sure that I tucked
my kid to bed before my
husband arived. After dinner
we immediatety played
around. I suggested that
we qo to our room m case
our daughter wakes up. He
carried me uP the staircase
and into the room and threw
me to the bed. He begged for
a strip dance and I agreed. I
was so excited that I forgot
the door was open. In came my daughter l4rith steepy
eyes askinq me for a glass of
water. \lllhen she saw me she
was stunned and wasn't able
to speak the whole night. I
never attempted to Lure mY
husband againl
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NOOKIE
SPOILED
BY
SOMNAMBULIST
we were havrng our colLege teambuilding activity and
vre were asked to spend the
night in one room lt'1th the
boys. It was suppbsed to
bridge gaps and it was aLso
a good way to save money
for the organization. My ex,
by the way, was one of the officers of the activity. When
people were deciding where
to sleep he just puiled me
into one of the beds. Nobody
seemed to notice so I agreed.
We waited until everyone
was asleep, then we stated
kissing. Slowty he undid my
bra strap and went down on
me (under the blankets, of
course). I bit the end of the
piLlo$' to prevent myself from
making a sound. I was so vret
and he fett it so we did it
gentLy in a spoon position.
when he was about to come
a fellow orgmate shouted,
"Uyl" So we stopped. We
were so bitin! The next day
my orgmate confessed that
he sometrmes talks and walks
$'hen he's asLeep. Shit!
COLLEGE HOTTIE, BY EMAIL
COUSINS
FEEL
EACHOTHER
My cousin ftom the States
went to visit and my mom
pe$uaded me to be his
official tour guide. I didn't want to since I barely knew the guy but I was left with
no choice. We went to
Boracay and rnet his friends
ftom the US. I was so lissed that they yere all guys. So most of the trme I was
Left in our cottage alone. I
was reading a book t{hen
my cousin went in asking
if I had medicine for his
headache. I ignored him and
continued on reading. The
next thing I knew he was behind me kissing the back
of my neck. I dropped the
book and started feeting his
dick. lt vras so hugel This
got me in t}le mood and we did it on the floor We spent
the whoLe day together in
my cottage fooling around.
Too bad we had to go back to
Manita the next day...
AiIONYI"IOUs, BY TI.4AIL
WORKINGGIRL!
I work as a Business
Development officer in one
of the top five office systems
company here in the metro.
1 always go home late since
I have a lot of meettngs and I atways work overtlme.
one tine, Late from work,
I slept at my boyftiend's.
WeLL, it wasn't all steeping.
Since we were both hot and
homy we decided to watch
pom movies. While he was
stoking my boobs I played
with his hard cock, ftom there it was a night of hot
sex. Motning came and
since we didn't want to get
caught by his parents I had
to leave really earLy. But mY
bo!'friend wanted a good
moming fuck so I agreed.
When we were reaching the
climax for tllit round we
were both shocked when the
door opened and in came his
moml She just simpty said,
h " g d g d , , r y d " d r , .
B U S I N E S S G I R L , B Y E M A I L
DISCO
FEVER!
A couple of years back, I
went through a very difficuLt breakup with my botrfriend
at the time. Wanting
to soothe my grolvrng
depression, my friends
invited me to go with them
to a bar in Malate, which I
obliged to. After a coupte
shots of tequila I felt tipsy
and became unexpectedly
homy. I then focused my
attention to this skinhead guy who's been eyeing
my ftiends and I since we
entered the bar. Tired of
just staring at each othet I
approached him and asked
him to dance with me. once
we were on the dance flool,
he took notice of the way
I rubbed my body toward
him and started finger-tucking me in the middLe of it al[. I was weadnq a very short skirt, that's whY it
was easy for him to do his
deed. It felt so good that I
started swaying more to his
thrusting than to the music.
It was the craziest night of
my life; I didn't even bother going back to my fi-iends' table as the guy and I
headed to the nearest motel
to continue with our dance.
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sounds like now then they should
tisten to it. Ifs also a nice precedent
for the nerat album, pdrdng testing.
We're feeling each other out and
maganda.
Jett: (laughs) That's how we've
lasted. we feel each other out. Ha hal fulad ng Datl, lhe di$ital film about your band, won the 20OG Best Full-length leature in the Cinemanila Festival, How close were you to thumbing down the proiect? Jettr Coltecilvely there was doubt. We atL had different levels of faith and doubt in it. When we were first
asked to do it, we were Like "Yeah,
whatever, swe!" But at the back of
our rninds we always thought, ',4n0
kayang mangydydri? Ano koYang
kdlalabdsdn?" But it was good to
have a wdter and diJector who's a
fan, someone who, in a way, reaLly
wanted to be a part oI The Dawn.
JB: l"like Sandejas really did an
awesome diectodal job. He was very
open to suggestions ftom everyone
and he actually asked our opinion on a lot of things.
How elated are you about the overwhelming positive vibes that
have accompanied the film's
success?
Franci!: thatt rea[y overwhelming. It was a fun expedence making
the movie to begin with and once
we'd finished it, we felt we'd done
something good. But the peoplet
reactron was rcally amazing. We knew that we came out with something good as a team. We never really
expected people to Love it. We didn't
get into it thinking tlat we're going
to have a parallel careet in acting.
lts Like when someone approaches
us to do a vldeo for a sonq, we lilrc
the idea because ifs there to help
the song.
Any lifechanging message You wish to convey through lulad ng Dat?
Francis! As far as the band is
THEDAUTN
The legendary
rock band
on sanitary
napktns,Tulod
ng Dofi,
and becoming
acclaimed
actors
The band's 20 years old. Are you surcrised you lasted this long? JB Leonor: No, we were not really
E r p E L u ' 1 9 d r ! y L n ! ' 9 ,
Jett Panga We were living on a day-to-day basis, especia\ when we were just starting. xverYching
lYas unsue. Xvery year that went
by I remenber JB sayirg, "0kay,
we're good for another year."
He was always saying that, so it
became the mentaUty for the band.
JB: But the most chattenging time
was when Teddy (Diaz, The Dam's
originaL guitarist) died, kala
namin v,r'ala na talaga.
In those 20 years, what do you think has changed in you guys?
JBr Hairstylel Ha ha hal Body
weight also.
Francis Reyes: I don't really know,
I still feel the same. I mean I've
always had the attitude na-I got this from JB actuaLly- "growth should end only when you die."
0n a personal Level you have to
keep evolving, not necessatily
changing but rather seeinq things
in a different perspective, always having an open mind whether it's good or bad, kasi you can learn
from everything ndman taldgd.
How has your music changed over the years?
Jet* It's funny when people say
that the band's music has changed.
From the very start, The Dawn has
aLways been about change.
Francis! Although "change is
Breaking Us Apart"! Ha ha!
The Dawn was a primetime player in the 1990s iock scene. How do you comparc the band explosion then to what's happening now?
Jettr You know Ite been asked that questron a Lot of times but it is only now that I have a
ctear picture of what's qoing on.
The band scene never dred, it's
aLways been there, it's just that
the industry now is more open to
bands. I'm notjust refering to
the music industry. but even in
advertisinq and other corporate
structures, bands are just more
accepted now in business.
Are you comfortable with being called an institution?
Buddy Zabala: As long as the
institution keeps growing,
keeps developinq, aian mo yun.
Changinq with the times, growing
with the culture and findinq its significant place in society. Then it's okay being called an "institutlon."
I(dri some people when they say
institution, it's pegqed as something,
then for the next 50 years it stays as
such. Woldnq growth, there's nothing
dynamic about it. But if it's about
change, sunaval, and thriving in the industry that we've chosen, then ifs okay to be called an institution. Do newbies hassle you often for advice?
Jeth We never give unsolicited advice, only when we're asked. Then basicaLly we give them a pictwe of what we've
been thmugh, how we'd coped and
managed with the times. trari ifs
hard to give a singular advice to an
individual in a band. Case-to case
basis din kari. It shouLd be a collective
effot. You've got four to five guys in a group, so ifs rea\ up to them how
to handle themselves.
Youi recently released
commemorative album showcases
new takes on old classics. Was this an effort to keep up with the times?
Erancigr I think a large part of it
is because there were songs nc we
recorded dudng a certain pedod na
we were not reaLly happy with the
results. It was more of a technical
issue in the sense no we knew that
we can record the song better,
makinq it sound better. The band's
fote kari is playing tive and a large part of our frustration is that our
records tend not to capture that Live
aspect. Atthough I have to admit,
ifs kind of scary tdsi when peopte
hear the rc-workings, even if we feel
nd the snare drum didn't sound that
good 15 yea$ ago...
Jett: ...some people may have been
attached to that.
Erancis: But hopefully theYtl
undetstand what we're tryinq to do. If theyle cuious about how the band
Qi
How
has your music
changed
ov-er
the years?
z,r
From
the very start, The
Dawn
has always
been
about
change
concemed, I don't think there was
an effot to make an impact. We
didn't approach it as us changing
the whole film industry We just thought that it was nice to be part of something different. lt was us making out little contribution to
Mike's vision.
Jett It's about life. Ifs a
microcosm of solts. lts not all
about the music bec*rse the music
is a treat. I guess they also saw
themselves in the movie. Ifs about
family, love and rediscovering
yourself, very universaL themes.
And it's a very different medium din kosi I mean, a concet can do
wonders, but through this film,
we were able to touch people. It
pretty much sealed the 20 years.
JB! Yung ending din kasi ng movie
suggests nd ifs time to move on.
How do you deal with sexually aggressive tans?
Buddy: GentLy! Ha hal
Jett Let's just say that we know how to thank them.
JB: We bare them up then tie thern up. Ha ha!
Francis: Someone once pushed me
into a room and then locked it. It
was a gi':l., pero nakakatakot din,
kasi she was looking stnight into
my eyes. And then I heard them
sayil.g, "Si KiLo? Nasaan si Kiko?"
I answered, "I'm here! I'm hetel"
Jettr It was more Uke an o4asmic,
"I'm here, but I'm almost there."
Ha ha!
Other than underweai what has b€en thrown at you while performing?
Francis: Somebody once threw an
unused sanitary napkin. Buh nd
lang unused. Ha hal
Ever tried to make love to The Dawn's catalog of hits?
Francis: Nol Ha hal
Buddy: okay yun ah. "You know
that bass soto? Thafs me playing,
baby." Ha ha!
JeLt "Ayan pdbilb na yon nang pabilis."
So anothdr 20 years coming uP flom you, guYs?
JB: That depends on us really. But
personaLl& my outLook on that is
I want music to be a part of my
Life-and my music is this band.
You take away The Dawn, wala na Idhat yun.
